The one you should blame for wasting your time with mundane trite.

(Source: thathomestar)

archie-edits:

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

It’s not a very large number.  lol

stablevertigo:

kiraisstillhere:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

HOOPLA

IM READY rip IM READY rip IM READY IM READY IM READY SPLAT

(Source: stripedsweater)

tanku:

we’re hijacking a train in shadowrun and arty on the far right blew someone’s brains out and i was like “can i roll composure to not barf” and i failed & barfed and then the guy i was holding hostage barfed which made my two other teammates barf which subsequently caused all the passengers around us to barf and create a barf-zone on the floor

tanku:

we’re hijacking a train in shadowrun and arty on the far right blew someone’s brains out and i was like “can i roll composure to not barf” and i failed & barfed and then the guy i was holding hostage barfed which made my two other teammates barf which subsequently caused all the passengers around us to barf and create a barf-zone on the floor

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

dragonheartedrabbit:

"Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

"All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

"I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?

kinkyturtle:

marievwood:

collegehumor:

'Too Slow' Vine is 6 Second Drama at its Finest

I never put much thought into the damage I was causing by offering someone a high five, only to jerk my hand away and proclaim them “too slow.” Best Vines has compiled some of the Vines from Mr. Legen Darius and what we have is 18 seconds of gripping drama depicting a broken man engulfed in turmoil for being “too slow.”

Take responsibility for the high fives you offer your fellow man. 

Hahaha

my partner: “I want closure, what’s next!”

plagueofgripes:

coffees-and-cats:

delcat:

unexplained-events:

Mine Kafon by Massoud Hassani

Hassani, a product designer from Afganistan, build (by hand) a wind-powered device that trips land mines as it rolls across the ground. It is made using bamboo and biodegradable products.

Many of these mines are active and near populated areas in countries like Afganistan and are hard to remove. The UN says that one mine clearance specialist is killed, and two injured, for every 5,000 mines cleared.

Hassani’s cheap and easy to make method has been achieving great results.

SOURCE

In a world of overcomplicated solutions, we need more people who think “Wait, why don’t we just roll a giant freaking ball over it?”

this guy made a katamari for landmines

My favorite part is that it comes in white AND black! You can be fashionable as you sip tea on your porch, explosions blaring over a waning sun at the end of a long day.

ineloquentformalities:

cosplay-gamers:

The Wild Thornberrys

Marianne Thornberry by Tascha Dearing

Nigel Thornberry by Joshua Walker

Photos by Sophie Keen, ZeroKing2010, and So Say We All

OH MY GOD

(Source: twitter.com)